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My husband surprised my 2 year old and I with breakfast the other day. After my husband handed her her breakfast I said "what do you say to daddy?" and she replied "It's hot!"

Landon helps me empty the dishwasher. He dumps all the silverware into the drawer (he can't see over it) and is so happy to help it brings back memories of his mother when she was a good kid.

My family and I have a big dinner every Christmas Eve. We were all in the kitchen eating and sharing stories. My nephew wanted to eat some ice cream so he asked my sister could he have some. She told him that he had to eat all his food before he could have ice cream. At the time he was eating a chicken leg and he replied, " I can't eat the bones!"

My daughter took an ink pen and scribbled all over her doll. When I asked her why she did that to her baby, she said she wanted to make her look like a tiger.

At Halloween time my daughter used to call a pumpkin a munkasee

When my 5 year old daughter wants our attention and we are talking, she will come up to my husband or I and say "stick!" and "stick" on us like she is Velcro or glue- it is really funny and makes us smile a lot!

Most of the things my kids said that were hilarious (one in particular was about feminine hygiene products) are unprintable for SheSpeaks! But it's fun to read all of these.

When we found out we were having a boy the second time around, our 2 year old daughter said, I'm having a sister, and we're going to name her Sister!. Priceless....she adores her little brother.

Several years ago, my sister (she wasn't really little - more teen age but it really was funny) was commenting about how I knew something before anyone said it- "Maybe you have ESPN!" To this day, we comment on how someone can have "their cable on" when they know something ahead of time!

My little niece said, as she watched my sister clean out the compost bin, "When I get older, I'm going to hire a maid so I don't have to do that." My sister doesn't have a maid and we have no idea where my niece learned the concept of a maid!

we were twirling my nephew around and around in this chair and for some reason he would always put his seat belt on in the chair and after we were done he said my daddy has him wicenses we laughed.

Most recently, my toddler said that mommy had a fat tummy, and then she proudly displayed her belly and said, "me have fat tummy too" - like it was a good thing! Oh the eyes of a child!

The other day my oldest son was chastising his little brother with "liar, liar bura fire". I tried to correct him and say it was "liar, liar PANTS on fire" but it was useless. He rolled his eyes and told me in a very exasperated tone " no, Mom it's BURA FIRE". Uh, ok...

my niece said when she my house for the 1st time and she was 2 "you're house is spacious" I was amazed

I asked my 3 year old why she was growing up so fast & she told me, "I just keep getting bigger & bigger. I guess you better get a brick!"