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I have a lot but the latest was my four year old son got mad at his older sister and goes, "well I know one person who is out of my wedding and it's YOU!" not sure when he's getting married but his sister is not invited!

tweeted: https://twitter.com/BabeeLove/status/347022988434104320

One of the kids in daycare once told me that Mickey Mouse was not as entertaining as me telling them a story because my stories were real. I was reading them Hansel and Gretel by the Brothers Grimm.

https://twitter.com/Callie1981/status/346738049343950850 i tweeted

She told me a knock knock joke. Knock knock, who's there, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and jelly who?, "you're all sticky!"

We often drove several hundred miles to see my sister's family - as we would leave, in her sweet and sincere voice, my niece would always say "Safe dwive-wy!"

When my son was 2 years old, he ran up to me looked up and 'raspberried' into the air and screamed RAIN! That was the funniest thing I'd ever seen! I still laugh my head of when I think about it!

My son came up to me and said he wanted to go to Whack Tackle..I was like ...what??? He meant White Castles...cutest thing ever!

My daughter said she wanted to see in my heart so she could see Jesus and make sure he was okay.

My son is named after my father, but always calls him by his last name! So cute!!!

https://twitter.com/barginmom/status/346290323108028416

I was thirteen when my brother was born, so I got to help a lot in taking care of him. When he turned one, he started talking non-stop. My mom's favorite game to play with him was the one where she touched something on her face (like her nose), and said "What's this? What is this? A nose?" and Georgie would say "Nose!"... One day I was sitting nearby while they played the game, and nearly fell off the couch when my little brother pointed to my mom's extra neck fat and said "What's this mom? Chin? What's this mom? Another one chin??" I don't think I've ever laughed so hard.

My 5-year old asked me why I picked daddy, she wants to marry him and now she has no one to marry :)

Heard my three year old son asking his dad why he had hair under his arms, then heard my son explaining to his father that his was still under his skin, but it will come out when he iis a daddy

My daughter told her grandmother (who was cutting up a sweet potato for herself) "Ga Ga, stop playing with your food and eat it!"